Born with superior bass skills, Victor did his first world tour at age 9. By 11 be received an honorary PhD from Julliard. Taking the next decade off to let the rest of the world catch up to his level, he relaxed and traveled the world, writing several bestsellers in the process. At 21 he picked up the bass again but was still light years ahead of his peers, so after a group of evil assholes on bass hang colluded, he was cryogenically frozen, attached to a rocked launched into space. After floating around for 10 years, his capsule collided with a shuttle and came down to earth, landing in Nashville, where he resides now...chewing bubblegum and kicking ass.